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asvprock:

I wonder who brought ebola to the United States…. 

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internetgf:

who did this

internetgf:

who did this

punk-roque:

why do people get so offended over pumpkin flavored things like fine if u wanna live ur life plain and bitter like ur coffee go ahead

arienreign:

arienreign:

i bought this skull for a cosplay and

Everysingle person who has reblogged or liked this post has been drafted to the war.
I made this post to draft people. You all fell for it.

polar-bite:

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

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heliolisk:

american dream

heliolisk:

american dream

astrofemme:

lowbrasschikah:

I thought this was so nice

GIRLS BEING NICE TO OTHER GIRLS

astrofemme:

lowbrasschikah:

I thought this was so nice

GIRLS BEING NICE TO OTHER GIRLS

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

thylaed:

shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes